I got this pic from Trent (pink is the new blog). Haven’t followed him for quite a while. So yeah. Some entertainment for this week. Happy holiday u ols!
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What I learned from cricket coaching course?
I am talking about cricket the game, not the insect. So, I had 4 days of cricket course from MCA, in my beloved IPBA college. Would like to share you a bit of joke. The coaches are Indians, so they told us about the joke when people ask them where they are from, and then they answered “I am from MCA” and the person who asked looked at him from top to toe. Since MCA is famous acronym for Malaysian Chinese Association, and they are Indians. Lulz. So yeah. MCA in this context is Malaysian Cricket Association.
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Izzah featured twice on magazine cover
Izzah. The first princess of AB and the ones who are hoped to take care of her siblings. She is featured twice this month’s magazine cover. Nona (with her father) and Seri Dewi Keluarga. I am quite happily bought both magazine and read them. It’s worth every penny.
Nona: It’s RM8.90 but much cheaper than Reader’s Digest still (haha). The size, quality glossy paper, colourful photographs, useful recipes, ideas for bride fashion, ideas for interior design. It’s worth for my library. The edition is especially cover issues for men. 5 men were selected to be interview ( I still don’t get why they interviewed Engku Emran). Other 10 were selected as ’10 lelaki ternama yang anda mahu kenal’. They are not eligible bachelor but my favourites are: Dr. Raja Nazrin Shah and Tengku Ibrahim of Johor (wait, aren’t they princes?).
Seri dewi Keluarga: Priced at RM6, I am keen to look at her family’s picture (Izzah has a very cute healthy daughter! *geram!* *cubit-cubit*). It’s almost worth every pages. Plus, Yatt (model and actress) has modelled 2 fashion lines (bridal and muslimah). I really like her features. Tan and cute. She’s a darling. I almost does not recognize her when she wears tudung. There are a few nice clothes, but unfortunately the editor does not put price tag and where to find it. So Nona wins over SDK (although they are from the same company, Karangkraf).
Hmm. Instead of being interested with the cover page, these magazines has made me to do my homework of wedding, although I am not a going-to-be-bride yet but yeah, it’ll be useful once I am. Haha.
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Why a penis is not grateful?
We, girls, have monthly:
Period pain
Stomach cram
Silly cravings
Mood swings
Impulsive shopping behaviour
Impulsive non-blatant anger
Throwing tantrums and hurt people who love you
Backache
Myalgia (I learned this word from my doctor)
Suddenly change of identity. Example: (name)–>monster
Unnecessary stress
Bloated tummy
Acne
Bleeding vagina
*whatever a penis doesn’t cause to its’ owner.
And BTW, I don’t get how can a guy wants to become a woman? I’m talking about mak nyah and gays here.
congratulations
Too many good things happened in this month.
Firstly, I would like to send my deepest gratitude to Malaysians for proving the “people’s power (Makkal sakthi)” in Malaysian 12th general election (GE). Clearly, the government is the people, and the people is the government.
I would like to congratulate all the GE’s nominees who won this season’s election.
Congratulations to the newly elected Perak MB, Ir Mohamad Nizar Jamaluddin.
Alhamdulillah, I am glad Malaysian’s currency is still firm and there’s no racial riot due to 12th GE (yet).
Finally, congratulations to Halwani on her wedding. May Allah bless you marriage.
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Randomness
1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Nicholas Tse.
2. What were you doing at 0800?
I was still sleeping. (I know. I’m bloody unproductive).
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Surfing for SBPI Sabak Bernam map. Have to do some homework before going there.
4. What happened to you in 2006?
I remember that I’ve been really sick and loads of trials and turbulence.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
“Really?” to Omark @ 1209.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
A mug of MILO.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
My driving license.
9. Where were you last night?
In front of television, watching CNY movies and Dil To Pagal Hai.
10. What color is your front door?
Brownish and orange-y.
11. Where do you keep your change?
In my main purse and another coin purse.
12. What’s the weather like today?
Sunny and cloudy.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Cookies and cream, or cheaper version: vanilla and oreo biscuit.
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
I really want to!
16. Are you over the age of 25?
No I’m not.
17. Do you talk a lot?
Depends.
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
No I don’t.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Steve adalah. Steven tadek.
20. Do you make up your own words?
Accidentally, yes. Lately I’m confused with BM and English and tend to mix them up and confuse myself.
21. Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Azwan. He’s a gay guy who supports Arsenal.
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Khairunnisa. She’s my mate since primary and we only realise that we share same ex-crush by the age of 23.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Omar Khayam.
25. What does the last text message you received say?
From Alin @ 1137: Ahahaha. Biarlah. Saje nk menguji kesetiaan. Haha. Amin lah mimpi u tu (when I told her I dreamt her as my bridesmaid)
26. Do you chew on your straw?
If there’s a stuck cendol or red bean, then yes.
27. Do you have curly hair?
Mine is in between, they call it wavy. Curly at the end.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
I think the pharmacy. My allergy is getting worse when I’m in Manjung.
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
C****. She’s equipped with vulgar vocabularies that sometimes make me want to piss in my pants. (Name is not reveal for the sake of upholding her dignity).
30. What was the last thing you ate?
Gardenia Toast ‘Em (and I toast them again before I ate).
31. Will you get married in the future?
Of course. It’s nature’s call.
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Shroom. Scary.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Daniel Wu.
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Lasagna. Like few weeks ago.
35. Are you currently depressed?
Yes. The pound sterling currency rate drop to the longkang and my allowance is not banked in yet. Oh, assignments make me depress as well. I wonder who on earth enjoy their assignment?
36. Did you cry today?
Nowai. The tears in my eyes is due to dust allergy.
37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because I want to?
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey
I’m sorry but, the madness ends here.
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QDB.us: Azwan is ghey
He couldn’t get decent sleep for days and this is what happened.
ainee: did u get some sleep dear?
me azwan: not really, just for few hours.
me azwan: itu pun lepas letih balik mcr semalam.
me azwan: haha.
ainee: u gi ngan bofren sape?
ainee: lpe nk tnya
me azwan: i gi dgn toped.
me azwan: ah, i orgasm’ed multiple time.
me azwan: lol
ainee: ur so ghey
ainee: orgasm’d?
ainee: mcr?
ainee: mygod.
me azwan: it’s like having mental masturbation.
me azwan: haha.
ainee: sooooo ghey
ainee: im sooo going to put this into my blog.
me azwan: hehe, be my guest.
me azwan: i miss gerrard already.
ainee: 😐
ainee: my goawd!!
me azwan: semalam dia hotness ok?
me azwan: i love his hair.
Someone fix him please.