We, girls, have monthly:

Period pain

Stomach cram

Silly cravings

Mood swings

Impulsive shopping behaviour

Impulsive non-blatant anger

Throwing tantrums and hurt people who love you

Backache

Myalgia (I learned this word from my doctor)

Suddenly change of identity. Example: (name)–>monster

Unnecessary stress

Bloated tummy

Acne

Bleeding vagina

*whatever a penis doesn’t cause to its’ owner.

And BTW, I don’t get how can a guy wants to become a woman? I’m talking about mak nyah and gays here.