Pengajaran #CDM25

Viral sungguh bab2 mengumpat ni. Mahal betul cash yang dia kena bayar lepas kereta kena langgar. Nasihat buat anak gadisku yang masih bersekolah:

1. Jangan hentam kawan perempuan dalam kawasan sekolah. Di mana pun.
2. Jangan sebab kereta baru malu satu Malaysia. Satu negara dah kenal kereta dan muka Kiki. Malu sangat.
3. Bangsa tidak memuliakan atau menghinakan seseorang tapi akhlakmu.
4. Di mana pun kalian berada, Allah nampak. Jangan takut dengan cctv atau handphone orang, takutlah dengan Allah.
5. Facebook akan digunakan bila ada kes “kerbau terpalit tahi” berhati-hatilah dengan Facebook mu.

Cikgu tengah fikir, macam mana dia nak hidup kat Malaysia ni lepas ni. Mana manusia yang tak berdosa. Cuma Allah tak buka aib awak je. 

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Panggilan tipu credit card

Suasana petang yang nyaman. Cuaca suam-suam mendung. Tiba-tiba an automated female operator voice called me with a message “you are about to verify a transaction of  rm3200.50  press 5 to proceed, press 9 to retreat and press 0 to speak to our customer service. So I pressed 0 lah kan sbb tgh nengok bebudak main bola baling kat padang. Celah mana nak buat purchase kat KLIA! Tiga ribu dua ratus? What? What? Panic mak. Rasa macam rumput kat padang tu panas. Macam mana nak bayar nanti? Bukan ke bil kredit kad dah bayar? Dah memacam soalan keluar. Masa tu memang rasa jantung nak tercabut sebab total purchase dah cecah rm6200.50.
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Ramadhan 1434

All these while I am the type yg suka procrastinate, this time around I must make full use of it. Ramadhan happens once a year. It passes so fast. Macam tahun lepas, I waslike, laa, dah nak raya?

Di kesempatan ini, I would like to ask for everyone’s forgiveness. Late entry. Empty promises. And so many mistakes I have done. Yes, I did sin a lot. But try not to let the sin overcome your good intention. Prof Muhaya kata, ada 2 benda yang merugikan. Satu, penyesalan masa lampau dan kedua, kerisauan masa depan. Kita dok risau pasal the past and future sampai tahap kita tak nampak present time yang indah dan perlu disyukuri.

Isnin lepas aku bagi speech kat perhimpunan sebagai guru bertugas mingguan. Of course la Bahasa Melayu aku tak la difahami dan berterabur tapi alhamdulillah, sebab aku cakap dari hati, ada la beberapa rakan dan anak murid kata ucapan aku menyentuh hati. Ya Allah yang memegang hati-hati hambaMu, terima kasih! Aku harap dengan menyentuh hati mereka dengan kebaikan, Allah takkan pesongkan jalan aku dari agama yang benar. Ya muqallibal qulub, thabbit qalbi ala dinik. Tulah doa yang kita perlu minta tiap kali solat. Yelah, kita ni bukan baik sangat. Ada kala kita kalah dengan nafsu dan godaan dunia. Sebab tu kena doa dengan Allah.

Kepada readers baru dan lama, terima kasih kerana follow blog Qalamun yang kerdil dan tak glamour ni. Mudahan apa yang bermanfaat, dapatlah dikongsi bersama. Terimalah gambar comel budak berdua ni, dengan ucapan, SELAMAT MENUNAIKAN IBADAH DI BULAN RAMADHAN. Marilah kejar ibadah yang dijanjikan ganjaran yang banyak di bulan Ramadhan.

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Forgive me for my shortcomings. Segala yang baik datang dari Allah, yang buruk dari kelemahan saya sendiri. Wassalam.

 

Majlis funeral opah

Sedih rasanya tak dapat datang funeral opah. Sembang dengan mak di telefon, terkejut juga bila ramai yang datang tgk opah. Anak saudara, adik beradik tiri, kawan2 pejabat mak, cuaie, jiran2 semua dtg. Cucu dia 3 org x blk. (me, adik rap, omar). Mak pun dah pesan, jgn blk. Kome nk jaga anak lg. Kalo kome blk pun x sempat nye juge. Keme nk selesey awey. Dah le tu, Both of us got flu n x larat nk drive jauh. But hey, i still dtg sekolah lg smlm wpun bdn xlarat. Rezeki opah mah, ramai org ziarah n solat utk dia. Kawan2 cuaie dari MPM manjung pun ramai dtg. Mak kate “udoh biru warna romah kita”. Of coz i LOL at that.  Khemah pun warna biru. Pd mulanya telefon org khemah, xdpt. Kebetulan YDP MPM manjung dtg bertanya. Bila diberitahu x ade, terus telefon vice dia, kejap je sampai. Memang rezeki opah la. Mudah je urusan funeral dia. Yg mandikan opah were mak, aco n uda. Alhamdulillah anak2 snd yg mandikan. Tulah jasa terakhir anak perempuan. Tulah berkat bg didikan agama.
Mak cerita opah kebumi di manjung, dekat dengan hospital. Alhamdulillah sgt2 selesai urusan funeral dgn cepat. Itulah opah sy. Ramai org manjakan dia. Mcm tulah juga nnt pengakhiran kita akan baik semuanya kalau x dengki, bermusuh, insya allah husnul khotimah. Opah dah selamat level ni. Our turn xtau lg. Mari sama2 baca al fatihah sedekah utk opah mah. Al fatihah.

Green Green Grass by the River

We always see the grass is greener on the other side when actually the grass on our side is just fine. Greed is ugly, but grateful is great.

When I become a mother, I want to change to be better. A better employee, a better wife and the best teacher.I hope that

Teaching has made my life colourful. I don’t know what would I be if I’m not a teacher. I may be an authoress, but it won’t be as satisfying as becoming a teacher. I like the feeling, when i go to school, i know that i will make pahala. I like to impress my kids with hard-to-believe facts. I like to see their fear of getting a flick of “bread”. I like to see the question marks on their heads. I feel great when they are inspired with my motivation.

Last two days, a boy who used to have e for mathematics, thanked me. I did not do anything. I did not give him answer. All i did was questioning him, to make him think.

Teaching is satisfying. Even though there are many bumps and hiccups, i still want to do teaching. It is my cup of tea. It’s my butter and bread. SAPS failure won’t change my perception towards teaching profession. So please, the people who are responsible to take care of saps, please don’t taint my rainbow.

Selamat berpuasa everyone!

Special puasa dedication to Jarod too. Hehe.

Girls like fashion

Girls are like fashion brand

 

This post is full with metaphors and figurative language. I hope you get the message.

 

Girls are like fashion brands. There are brands which belong to high street fashion. The boutique exists almost anywhere. They are effortlessly stylish but they are affordable. Statistically, major goes for high street fashion.

There are a few who can afford exclusive fashion brand like Louis Vuitton and Fendi. They are either patiently collect money over a long time, or they are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. People appreciate exclusive brand and take a good care of it greatly. One may want to put exclusive brand in a special glass case. Not wanting other people to touch it. Not many can own it. Thus, it is so special that it is not being paraded.

Taken from thelouisvuittonguide.com

There are cheaper and fake brands. But many won’t have pride in wearing these brands. Usually, these brands are quickly perished and replaced with a new one. Also, they are usually be put on the floor, as there are not much value of it.

 

Guys are like eBay bidders. Good eBay bidders would wait for the most wanted item. Of course, the most wanted item is wanted by everyone and many would like to chase the same item. They are willing to put the highest price, snapping others. There are bidders who would patiently wait for the good stuff and get the best bargain.

So, which brand you want to be?

 

Of mengandungkan Fahmi

Mak kata aku mangendung teruk. Kalau nak mangandung lagi, fikir dulu banyak-banyak kali. Masa first trimester, I didn’t vomit or look as if I were pregnant. It’s just that I’m allergic to strong minyak attar smell. Selalunya orang mengandung tak larat cium bau kantin. Aku tak larat cium kejap je. Seminggu dua dah boleh terima bau kantin. First trimester, everything seems easy. Tapi, banyak appointment dengan gynae. Ni baru yang sulung.

Credit to Dailygab.com (Pregnancy Scare)

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buat Abdullah Fahmi

membawamu dalam rahimku,

merupakan rahmat buatku,

tatkala malaikat mengelilingi seorang ibu,

tatkala doa dapat dipanjatkan tanpa hijab,

segala yang baik kuharapkan untukmu,

agar kau selamat dan sihat.

saatku bersabung nyawa melahirkan,

kuserah segalanya pada ilahi,

yang menghidup dan mematikan,

tiada kalimat seagung Allahu Akbar

tiada peneman sebaik zikrullah

kelahiranmu anugerah terbesar Allah.

Doaku buatmu,

jadilah anak soleh,

penjunjung kalamullah,

mujahid fi sabilillah,

penghuni jannah,

insya Allah.

Seri Manjung,Perak

22 Januari 2011

(hari ke 20)

Berpantang kerana Allah

Suka sangat saya baca berkali-kali sebuah artikel dari majalah Anis yang dipinjam dari seorang ustazah di sekolah. Lama sangat dah pinjam. Konon nak scan agar dapat baca dan simpan dalam talian. Artikel ditulis pada Mei 2008, namun validity of the knowledge tiada tarikh luputnya.Tahukah anda, Nabi Adam A.S ialah orang pertama yang Allah ilhamkan ilmu perbidanan wanita? Berpantang juga bukan kerana siapa, tapi kerana Allah. Agar diri dirawat dan berehat, dan menjalankan ibadah dengan sempurna. Muslim yang kuat lebih disukai Allah berbanding dengan Muslim yang lemah (Siapa yang ingat Hikam ni tolong bagi version Arab nye ye).