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Di pagi hari, selepas tengah malam, sebelum Subuh. Sedang membuat assignment. Divert sekejap.

Curriculum Study | Candid Syndrome

Curriculum Study: ialah satu subjek untuk tahun ke empat B.Ed TESL. Assignmentnya susah giler. Kene hantar Rabu ni sebelum pukul 10 pagi.

Candid Sydrome: Wedding photographer team yang best. All the shots taken are beautiful. I prefer them than Kidchan. I checked them out (sepatutnya buat assignment!) sebab semalam had conversation with Mak.

Mak: Ala kawin cepat la.

Me: Mane buleh mak sekarang ni nak kawen awal kene prepare awal2. Photographer nak kene tempah setahun.

Mak: Ala, takyah la buat grand2.

Then memberitahu sang calon subuh hari ni seawal nam pagi (dia yg call ek, bukan i yg bug dia):

Me: Guess what. Saiful Nang is fully booked sampai 2009.

Him: Erk! (stunned sekejap selama 10 saat). You nak pakai Saiful Nang ke?

Me: Ehehehe. Not necessarily (ayat cover baek punya)

In the end kena pilih Curriculum Study jugak sebab tanak fail assignment.

CiS.

Spongebob?

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[X is my schoolmate. Last night, someone used X’s yahoo messenger’s id. I suspect it was her boyfriend.]

X: maaf ye..X da takde..dier da lame ilang2..dier da mulekan hidup baru..kami keje gaduh2 je..abg k hensem paling penting dlm hidup dier..biarlah kami cmni sampai bile2..maaf la ganggu2 awk..maaf..maaf..maaf..maaf..maaf..maaf..maaf..
ainee: ??
ainee: silap windows la
X: ye latu..awk kim salam kt X je la..sy da mrh2 dier bnyk2 kali..sume untuk kebakan dier..dier da wat e-mail&friendster baru..u try search friendster baru dier..X ..nati jumpe la wajah baru dier yg lebih ceria..w’slm..
ainee: ??
ainee: tibe2 je
X: X perlukan mase unk tenangkn fikiran dier..sy faham dier seorg yg baik sgt2..tp dier a terlepas ckp..sume sbb abgK hensem dier..tkkn kamink hidup terseksa same2??family dier tahu hina2sy je..dh berkali2 maruah sy ilang sbb X..biarlah memory 13Jan07 jd kenangan yg tk dpt dilupekan..maaf la ganggu2 awk ye.inilah takdir..
ainee: awk ni sape?
X: aggap je sy bukan manusia..sy ni spongebob..
ainee: baiklah.

ROMFL!!

QDB.us: Quotation

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aring: http://stardust_quotations
aring: nnt carik
ainee: caruklah
aring: pegi baca quotes tu
ainee: tanak ah
ainee: i nk baca scott & yteberg
ainee: i nk bc quotation from Dewsbury, Moon J.
aring: alhamdulillah
ainee: ah diam!
ainee: hahah
aring: eh emo pulak
aring: brewster ellis and girard pn jgn dilupakan
aring: halliwell
ainee: ye. manusia itu emosi

Uh oh. A QDB about quotation. Coolness. Lantak ko la Alin ngan those movie quotations. I’m still stuck with Twinkle the little star (my dissy is about nursery rhymes remember?). Adeh. Ganbate Ainee!!

Don’t forget to read Alin’s piece as well. Malas nk cross entry. Sepah lak nanti. Hikhik.

PS: All the orang putih names mentioned are renowned authors in TEYL (teaching english to young learners). Their quotations are widely used in our assignments.