Smile when you want to greet a person
Smile when you like that person
Smile when you want to make that person happy
Smile when you have a crush with that person
Smile if you want to make that person get out from the despair
Smile if you want to have a smile back from that person
And smile if you are sincere
Don’t fake a smile
Because smile is not be faked
Because when you fake a smile
You get a fake happiness
marksoh: hi
aineekhairi: yo
marksoh: nice to meet u
aineekhairi: i never met u
(silence~forever!)
ROFL!! hahaha~~ sian laa dis guy~
This is the email that I got from Abg Best. E-mail ni menyentuh isu lelaki. Walaupun Abg Best tu lelaki (duh~nama pun abang..), tapi dia tak segan nak forward e-mail ni kat kengkawan. Lawak, tapi kenyataan. Kepada yang akan berkahwin, selamat menempuhi alam rumah tangga yang lagi adventurous dari main The Sims 2 atau Winning Eleven.
KALA kau tiada duit, bukankah magic david copperfield bila tiba2 kau buka wallet ada duit pulak di dalamnya, tahukah kau yang isterimu sentiasa curi2 membuka wallet untuk mengecek “Ada duitkah suamiku?”
TAPI Bila kau ada duit, wah! wah! kau siap boleh tanya lagi bini kau “Ada duit ke?” sedangkan itukan kewajipan kau untuk memberinya nafkah?
Tahukah kau wahai suami, tiap2 malam isterimu akan terbangun dari tidurnya dan perkara pertama yang diingat ialah suaminya, lantas terus si isteri menjenguk suaminya di sebelah, di kucup dahi suaminya, diusap rambutnya, penuh kasih sayang dan belas kasihan.
TAPI yang kau berinya hanyalah dengkuran kadang2 siap kentut lagi..Cissss!!
Tahukah kau wahai suami, kalau kau balik lewat malam sampai jam 4-5 pagi atas alasan kerja atau kau suka2 nak lepak ngan kawan2, bini kau yang dirumah tu tak lena tidur, selagi kau tak balik selagi tulah mata tak leh pejam.
TAPI yang kau tahu bersembang aje sampai pagi, langsung tak ingat bini, dahlah balik lambat esoknya selagi tak masuk Zohor tak reti2 nak bangun, dah bangun tahu nak makan aje…
Tahu tak kau wahai suami, setiap kali isteri mu menggosok bajumu apa yang sentiasa terlintas di fikirannya ialah “Handsome tak laki aku bila pakai baju ni?”
TAPI kau bila dah hansome sikit mula hidung tinggi nak mengorat lagi…
Tahu tak kau wahai suami, isteri tu tak mintak banyak, cuma pujilah dia sekali-sekala, peluklah dia setiap pagi dan malam sebelum tidur peluk yang setakat pelukan sayang sahaja..bukan dengan harapan dapat “apa-apa”), hadiahkanlah dia sekali-sekala walaupun setakat coklat sekeping, picitlah bahunya sekali-sekala dan kalau nak tidur tu, selimutkanlah dia, sebab sebenarnya, bini tu selagi laki dia tak lelap mata dia hanya tidur2 ayam sahaja.
Satu lagi, suami, kalau korang nak tahu, sebaik sahaja saksi kata SAH!! Allah telah kurniakan 6, 7, 8 senses kat isteri sebab itulah dia orang tahu korang buat apa kat belakang dia, tak yah guna spy…dia orang mesti tahu…
Hargailah bini dan bakal bini korang, sebagaimana korang hargai kereta korang, PS2 korang dan lain-lain. Orang bijak adalah dia yang hari ini mengerjakan apa yang orang lain akan mengerjakannya tiga hari kemudian…
Pengajaran ayat:
Perkahwinan itu satu perkara yang mulia, Mengapa mesti kita mengelakkannya. Ia adalah satu fitrah bagi manusia, kalau tak sanggup, manusiakah KITA. Jangan risau jika kita tak dapat isteri yang solehah, kerana Allah telah berjanji, perempuan yg soleh hanya utk lelaki yg soleh…Kalau kita sbg lelaki tak soleh…jgn harap dapat bini yg soleh….Syukur apa yg telah dikurniakan.
Tak semua perempuan itu BAIK, tapi BAIKKAH KITA nak dapat perempuan yg baik?
Kalau kita mengorat perempuan memang tak baik, tapi kalau kita tak berusaha nak cari isteri; Ada can ker bini itu TURUN dari langit…
Kita tak suka perigi mencari timba. Perempuan jenis apakah itu? Siti Khadijah pun perempuan mcm itu; hinakah dia?
Allah telah mengutuskan perempuan utk lelaki…bukannya kita perlu hidup dgn sendiri…
Mungkin rezeki tidak ada untuk kita memulakan alam perkahwinan…Tanpa usaha, rezeki itu memang tidak ada…
Syabas kpd sesiapa yg melangkah ke gerbang perkahwinan, yg tidak, ANDA sesungguhnya berada dalam kerugian…
FIKIR-FIKIRKANLAH…
In previous entry, I thought I will have a good Thursday. But actually, not so.
I planned to go to Collective Voices meeting in order to claim my money. However, shits happen (and it always happen to me) and I end up rugi instead. Firstly, I go to Royal Parade by Citybus. I thought I got a good price (2 pounds 45 pence for return) because the usual price with Citybus is 2 pounds and 80 p. wondering how untung i am, because i will receive 9 pounds from Dienka (reimbursement from last thursday taxi fare)*sigh*
as the bus arrived, I was in between these 2 pakciks, masing2 nk tunjuk gentlemen ~adeh~ lelaki dan ego mereka. tapi aku suka lelaki gentlemen. kakoii!!
Pakcik A: you first.
Pakcik B: no, you first.
Pakcik A: it’s OK, you first.(Lalu aku memandang mereka sambil tersenyum)
Pakcik A dan Pakcik B: Right you first.
(Aku pun masuk bas sambil menahan gelak dan berkata dalam hati “aku gak yg untung”)
After the hillarious incident, I gave the bus ticket and the driver said “Sorry love, I can’t take you there. This is Citybus ticket. You have to get the next bus”.
Feeling frustated and a bit ashamed, I stepped down and looking at the timetable the Citybus bus is at 2300 and my watch showed 1910. nandeyo~ if i want to take first bus (to cut the cost), the next bus is another one hour. feeling hungry, desperate for nature call, then I took cab. The cost? 8 pounds and 40 pence.
Moral of the story:
If Ainee want to go to Barbican Theatre for her Thursday meeting another time, she should take First Bus instead. Although it’s 2.80, the time gap is priceless. She (Ainee) can have flexible timing for Thursday meeting.
P.S: O yeah, but the Amazon’s CD has been bought and I got some profit actually
(at last!).
at least got profit lah although it’s sikit.
Although I just received a cynical mail from Tracey (sigh~my own fault actually~), but I received jolly good e-mails from Amazon.co.uk and Dienka. Firstly, my item which promoted at amazon.co.uk has been bought by a stranger (of course! duh~). Next, I can’t wait for ‘Thursday meeting’ at Barbican theatre. I will get some money~ Yeay!! Yeah~~ Erm, bout Dienka’s email I think I’m interested to perform in Port Elliot Fest (in Cornwall) and if I have chance, I will call the person who offers work to do voiceover for a DVD (hope it’s not for a porn one~LOL~feel a bit happy when I hear my own voice recorded :P) SO people, here I promote Port Elliot Fest and bonus job offer.
| Materazzi’s ‘Fouls’ from Milan Derbies. | |
I definitely agree with one of hantubola contributors; Vincent. Zidane should kicked Materazzi’s balls (in front of billions people!!) so that he will suffer for his entire life for insulting Zidane and ruining Zidane’s image. Erk, Zidane has no harm actually. Why?
Here is petikan from hantubola. (Note that the pronouns ‘you’ and ‘your’ refer to Zidane)
It is your last game, EVER. Future suspensions are not a concern.
You are a multi millionaire. Fines are not a concern.
You are a living legend. Reputation is not a concern. Maradona is proof of that.
Some half baked player (allegedly) insulted your mum. (ainee’s Q:or is it his sister?)
You decide to go out with a bang.
You head butt him in the chest.
- WHY THE eff you didn’t uppercut his jaw and kick him in the balls?
- What difference would it have made?!?
Whatever!! If I were Zidane, I worry nothing. Plus, he got golden boot lagi. (See? masin woo mulut aku). Irony ain’t it? To FIFA, just do whatever (stupid) decission you want to do. His career is already ended right after that (stupid) referee sent him out.
Sigh. It’s over. I won’t comment same thing over and over again. If you want a good comment from one of my friend, who supports France all the way, a girl, but have a wide knowledge about football, read it here. Another comment, from guy’s point of view, another France supporter, read here. To read a totally different comment, check out FaisalTehrani’s blog.
Here, there are shots which have been missed by World Cup paparazzi’s during the match.
さよなら 大好きな人
最後だと言いきかせて
涙よ 止まれ
さいごに笑顔を
覚えておくため
さよなら 大好きな人