Cis…terkena den~

I subscribe to trip advisor because I want to know great places to be visited. But today, I saw this in my inbox:

I am curious to know, because there’s a good and bad review. So I follow the breadcrumbs and found this:

Ahahaha~ Terkena den. I hope today is a good day for you.

Fixing Malaysians

I went to Danga City Mall with my fiancé. He was very hungry because he hadn’t eaten for a day. So we decided to eat at Adib’s Kitchen, located at Danga City Mall’s food court.

We sat next to the restaurant’s banner. (Such a shame I didn’t bring my pink T20 that time). So we’ve  had LOL moments, seeing amusing spelling mistakes such as:

  • Pamesan cheese
  • Site dishes (site=tapak?)
  • Grill tomato
  • Western foods
  • Discounts for tenents and all staff
  • The winner of all dishes, Coaslow salad.

We had fun game, searching for spelling and grammar mistakes. Then we wrote the right spelling and gave it to the owner. I bet there are quite a number of people going to the restaurant and notice the spelling mistakes. However, we pay no attention to rectify it.

We can’t only laugh. We need to do something so that the mistake won’t be repeated again. Let us have the courage to rectify people’s mistakes. Not being a coward, only know how to kutuk belakang. Let us improve ourselves and this country.

If I were a president

I was having random chat with him and suddenly came out this question.

“Why not you all elect me as a president? Nanti I lantik you jadi my vice president” *glee*

“tanak lah” with furstated tone.

“Why not?!”

“Because nanti you tukar sume benda dalam country ni jadik kaler pink. You have minister for Gucci, Prada. You have special ambassador for Paris Hilton. Kereta you nanti pink Cadillac diamond studded. Tanak lah.”

Huu… (-_-)

Kids say the darnest things

My pupils have good sense of humor. A boy sent me some jokes.

What do computers eat? Chips

Why did the dog go under a shady tree? Because it does not want to be a hot dog.

Where is the best place we can go to disco? San FranDisco

What do you call a bee that always grumble?Grumble bee.

What do you call a rich hare? Million hare.


Cikgu: Hai, aritu kamu tak bertudung. Bila masa kamu bertudung?

Student: Ari jumaat je saya pakai tudung.

Ustaz: Baguslah. Ada nampak rupa macam anak dara sikit.

Student: (dengan nada inesen) Tapi ustaz, saya belum dara lagi.

[Satu bilik guru bantai gelak]

Suara kecil: agaknya, budak ni tak paham konsep dara. ahahaha.

What is boyfriend for?


Took this from Tazzy’s shirt long time ago. Coolness. Kalau ada orang yang mempunya ciri² spt di atas, mungkin dia adalah insan yang bernama boyfriend.

For my high cholesterol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend

(Loesje, Dutch Fictional character “Active and International girl”, b.1983)

Why a penis is not grateful?

We, girls, have monthly:

Period pain

Stomach cram

Silly cravings

Mood swings

Impulsive shopping behaviour

Impulsive non-blatant anger

Throwing tantrums and hurt people who love you


Myalgia (I learned this word from my doctor)

Suddenly change of identity. Example: (name)–>monster

Unnecessary stress

Bloated tummy


Bleeding vagina

*whatever a penis doesn’t cause to its’ owner.

And BTW, I don’t get how can a guy wants to become a woman? I’m talking about mak nyah and gays here.