Pengalaman bersalin di Hospital Columbia Asia Nusajaya

Macam mana mula kenal hospital ni ek? Hospital ni paling dekat dengan rumah. Mulanya doktor kerajaan yg suggest pergi sini sbb sini lg canggih ultra sound machine nya. Gynae yg dicadangkan ialah Dr. RAJESH. Orangnya kelakar. Professional. Mula datang dengan husband. Dia explain everything is good etc. Check dgn dr RAJESH ni kadang2 je. Selalu check up dengan klinik kesihatan larkin. Servis mmg pantas. Dekat dgn sekolah pula tu.

So about the hospital, it is new. Very nice interior and architecture. Nicer than puteri n KPJ Abdul Samad. Macam masuk hotel. Uniform staff memang lawa.

Labour room dia simple. Maybe sebab i dpt bersalin normal. Ada tempat letak kaki. Dulu masa beranak fahmi atas katil je. Koyak perinium weh. Atas siling ada arah kiblat utk bapa2 yg nk azankan bayi sebaik saja lepas lahir. Suami boleh masuk kalau xde komplikasi. Omar siap jd assistant lg. Haha.

Wad dia xde la ngeri sgt rupanya. Dari luar nmpk gelap n isolated. But i got a room mate. Also a teacher who had Caesar a day before I deliver. The bathroom is clean. The nurse will accompany u to the toilet n help u necessarily. 

What i like the most is the price.  Tak mahal mcm private hospital yg lain. For normal delivery, 2.5K sahaja. Bil ibu dan anak. Kalau Caesar baru 3.5k. Sbb tdo lebih kat hospital. 

I really like dr rajesh because he wanted me to have the normal delivery. No drug at all. No pain killer. Very supportive and cheerful. I should send him flowers kan?

Paediatric pun x mahal mcm pakar puteri. Pakar puteri rm 200. Patut laa derg doktor melayu gaji sebulan rm300k. Hospital ni yg plg kaya dr teh. Patient dia mmg beratoq. About my paed, Dr rohaizad mmg pandai layan fahmi yg banyak ragam kalau time sakit. Tadi kena charge 70 for ubat n 40 for consultation. Will see how it goes. May Fahmi gets better soon. Ameen.

Why a penis is not grateful?

We, girls, have monthly:

Period pain

Stomach cram

Silly cravings

Mood swings

Impulsive shopping behaviour

Impulsive non-blatant anger

Throwing tantrums and hurt people who love you


Myalgia (I learned this word from my doctor)

Suddenly change of identity. Example: (name)–>monster

Unnecessary stress

Bloated tummy


Bleeding vagina

*whatever a penis doesn’t cause to its’ owner.

And BTW, I don’t get how can a guy wants to become a woman? I’m talking about mak nyah and gays here.


McDreamy is prince charming.


OK wipe your saliva please.  

But even as he continues to chat about today’s successes, past memories keep intruding. Dempsey has never been a quitter — refusing, for example, to let dyslexia destroy his acting dreams — and even during the stagnant ’90s, he never thought of packing it in.

“I had no choice but to succeed,” he remembers. “I had to keep at it. I went back to school.”

He kept missing out on parts but he persevered. “I would work on every audition as hard as possible with a coach — I wanted to improve — and that became my school.”